At least egg nogg is good.

O you like your christmas trees?
I bet a bunch of dead pagans are laughing in there graves
Did you know we Christians killed them for religion?
O how do they relate?
The tree? the pagans?
The wreaths?
It wasn't your idea, or even your Great and Terrible God's idea
it was the pagan, earth worshipers that decided that a tree
one that pointed to heaven was a sacred simple
and that shapes like eternal circles
Those satanic, barbaric, ignorant less than human...
O you like your star of David?
So do the Jews, and they killed your Jesus
God forbid we think about them
and that Jesus was a Jew, God Forbid
gift giving? that's no holy write?
But you didn't care about that did you?
You didn't care that the three Kings of old were descended by Muslims?
You just wanted to celebrate joy and peace and good will towards men?
You wanted to spend your money on loved ones, and sparkles, and the latest?
Excuse me I'll leave you to your Santa Claus then
becuae it's much less of a horrendous crime
and a completely ironic travistey if it's just about the lights and the candy
If we forget about Christ then I wont be so upset for those filthy pagans
Have a merry holiday. and God forid we remember why it's called Christmas.
Or were we got these traditions. God forbid.

God bless us. Everyone.